The MMA Underdog Prophecies; A Tale of Rags to Riches

by Masato Toys

 

This bizarre story comes from an anonymous source. The images were apparently originally posted on some obscure MMA forum hosted in the Czech Republic, but that site is no longer operating. Masato Toys has been exclusively contacted to pick up the torch, and ensure that these photos and the amazing story behind them are shared with the world.

The teller of this amazing story claims that since 1997 he has been seeing various visual prophecies, all predicting future major upsets in the MMA world. When the omens began, he was near homeless, broke and unemployed. But through betting on the fights according to his visions, the prophecies would bring him to fantastic heights of fortune, only to lose it all…

Below are his photos, with the original captions in his own words (translated from Czech).

 

Oct 16, 1997. Heard Belfort was fighting an old man, then this happened. -Just a funny coincidence?. (I still don’t think it looks like Couture). This camera my only possession of value at the time. (the cup broke)

Oct 17, 1997 – 1 day later: Couture demolishes Vitor Belfort in a huge surprise upset.

 

 

March 15, 1997. 2nd prophetic omen (6 years later) Unmistakable. Russian fighter. Bet everything I had (not so much).

March 16, 2003 – 1 Day later: Fedor Emelianenko destroys Minotauro Noguiera for the PRIDE Championship Title

Bought a new coat with my winnings!

 

 
April 14, 2004 After hard rains, these walls always stained. Today was different – another PROPHECY!

April 15, 2004 – 1 Day later: Kevin Randleman knocks out #2 ranked favourite Mirko Cro-Cop Filipovic in a massive upset.

Bought a new car! Thank you American man! Croatians are (un-translatable)…

 

 
April 20, 2007 – 3^rd Prophetic Omen. Had some money now, made a BIG bet. Croatian again ha ha ha ha

April 21, 2007 – 1 Day later: Gabriel Gonzaga KO’s Cro-Cop with a high kick to the head.

Traded up the Car. FERRARI. Girlfriend new too. She loves it

 

 
April 26, 2007 – Living Good Life. New Prophecy ONLY 5 DAYS LATER! Bet EVERYTHING!! Frenchie will lose ha ha ha

April 27, 2007 – 1 Day later: Matt Serra wins possibly the greatest upset in the sport’s history.

New Yacht. I sleep in Money. TROPICS.

 

June 25, 2010 – Drunk and vomited inside my new beach house. Almost missed it! Half cleaning when I saw: WERDUM FACE. Poor Russian, I like him. BET EVERYTHING.

June 26, 2010 – 1 Day later: Fabricio Werdum give Fedor his first (legitimate) loss in MMA, shocing the world.

This is the house I vomited in. Belongs to HER now. SHE TOOK EVERYTHING! BITCH. How?

 
July 5, 2013 – Chris Weidman appears in the clouds over new apartment. Tells me ‘DON’T BE GREEDY’. Just make a small bet.

July 6, 2013 – 1 Day later: Chris Weidman KO’s Anderson Silva and takes the belt from arguably the GOAT UFC Champ in a stunning upset.

* I still see visions, but know today the price of gambling + greed. Life is good now, more real, happy. Nice, REAL woman, not like bitch. Also have a better camera now, finally. No stupid numbers in the corner

No bets anymore… only brings trouble. Beware to those who do. These Prophecies are a curse.
Saw Conor McGregor in my Corn Flakes today, and the initials HH everywhere (sorry, no more photos). What does it mean? Maybe another omen – maybe a trap for the wicked.

Bet if you like. I am done.